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Michele Bachmann (Alan.com)

As the winter clouds slowly give way to springtime sun, the United States is waking up to a nightmarish political climate. The Republicans have taken over more state legislatures than at any time since the Great Depression, and well… It looks like that is where we are heading there again. Why? Because the GOP, rebranded by the Kochs’ Tea Party after the intense failures of the Bush Administration plummeted the country to new depths, has retaken control in a November 2010 election in which liberals stayed home.

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The Tea Partiers have never been much for civil discussion – here are Tea Baggers waiting to get in at a Health Care Town Hall event in Missouri. Of course, these people were encouraged to behave abysmally by the Tea Party itself – and some were even paid to do it! (Learn how!)

Buoyed by a self-declared national mandate, the Tea Party is now beginning hard work on important new legislation across the country – all guaranteed to either send the U.S. backward to a preliterate tribal society or a post-industrial, pre-Rapture apocalyptic nightmare state. Let’s take a quick look at some of the bills making their way through some state legislatures around the country.

Montana

We have already reported on some of the interesting bills under consideration in Montana. These include important issues such as legalizing hunting with spears and guns with silencers. Tea Partiers like guns… a bit too much… so they have decided that the state government should allow guns in schools, in the state Capitol, and as if that was not enough safety, there is also a proposal to create armed militias in every town.

Tea Partiers do not like regulations very much because the Tea Party benefactors, the Koch Brothers, pollute a lot. So it should not be much of a surprise that there is an attempt to nullify federal laws, including federal environmental regulations. The state is also planning to eradicate incentives to promote the development of wind power and it would also like the government to demonstrate that it has obtained National Park land legally, lest glaciers be allowed a chance to be conserved.

South Dakota

Tea Baggers do not like women very much either. Women in South Dakota may soon be forced to listen to a Christian sermon about abortions prior to obtaining one – of course – it was not as if the decision was tragic enough in and of itself.

Another bill, an interesting and creative combination of Tea Party misogyny and love for guns would have legalized killing abortion doctors as well as defund Planned Parenthood. This law has been tabled… for now…

Texas

And then there is Texas. They do stupid in Texas BIG! Its Board of Education is a joke and it is difficult to understand how students that go through their schools will have the knowledge that they will need to thrive in competitive, technical fields such as biomedical engineering, much less pass a college entrance exam with the state’s reinforcement of creationism in the schools and rewriting of American history in the state educational standards. Oh, and despite the fact that Thomas Jefferson had written the Declaration of Independence and that as president, he doubled the size of the United States in the Louisiana purchase (including some territory in Texas itself) he is no longer recognized as a founding father because he also happened to be suspiciously liberal and agnostic.

Only weeks after the Gabriel Giffords shooting and with shootings on college campuses in the news annually, Texas has decided to allow concealed guns on college campuses within the state.

While we’re discussing guns, there are also bills that will enable guns on party boats and bills that nullify (there is that word again!) federal laws that apply to guns and ammo made in Texas. That should make it easier for the Branch Davidians to regroup in Waco without any pesky ATF interference.

But how can one be satisfied with guns and treating women like trash alone? There are plenty of other groups to discriminate against! That’s why Texas may make it illegal to be gay in the National Guard (Virginia is trying this one too). Sorry gays, no playtime with guns for you in this middle finger to that Kenyan guy. A bill by Leo Berman would make it illegal to run for president in Texas unless it was possible to see your original, legal birth certificate. But the question is would they believe it is real if the candidate has dark skin?

And there are Tea Partiers in Texas who believe that the immigration situation should be remedied. Why? Because the Arizona bill does not go far enough because it does not have the death penalty for illegal immigration.

Oklahoma

In neighboring Oklahoma, where the public passed an amendment to the state constitution banning the adoption of shariah law, because that was apparently a problem with muslims comprising 0.16% of the state.

Of course, there are new gun proposals, too. Because people may soon be able to carry guns everywhere: College classes, grocery stores (watch out! that pineapple looks OVERRIPE!), and even bars! They deserve bonus points for combining guns and booze.

Don’t worry – illegal immigration proposals were scuttled when the Chamber of Commerce intervened! And women have already been forced to listen to ultrasounds and hear a discussion of a fetus before having an abortion – even if you were a rape or incest victim.

New Hampshire

In New Hampshire, there is a new bill to make it very difficult for students to vote! A new law would allow students to vote in New Hampshire if their parents happened to have a previously established residence in the town where the student lived. Since students generally move away from home and live in the town where they go to school, that means they may be barred from voting at all if they go to school in New Hampshire. And if that were not enough, Election Day registration would also be banned for students that did not understand that their voting rights have been infringed. According to the Republican House Speaker, William O’Brien, well here is a clip from the Washington Post:

New Hampshire’s new Republican state House speaker is pretty clear about what he thinks of college kids and how they vote. They’re “foolish,” Speaker William O’Brien said in a recent speech to a tea party group.

“Voting as a liberal. That’s what kids do,” he added, his comments taped by a state Democratic Party staffer and posted on YouTube. Students lack “life experience,” and “they just vote their feelings.”

Ohio

In Ohio, Republicans have turned on police and firefighters. This is all about union busting. (They have already gone for state employees including teachers).

Tennessee

In Tennessee, Tea Partiers are all about pooh-poohing slavery. Speaking of slavery, the Tea Party there is also gunning for teachers’ collective bargaining rights.

Missouri

In Missouri, a new proposal would eliminate child labor laws for children under 14. Children looking to earn a buck could work up to 80 hours a week! Just think of all of the wonderful free-market capitalism that they could enjoy during their formative years without an education! The bill also specifically allows children under the age of 16 to work in the hotel industry, after hours. Yes, it specifically goes out of its way to mention that. Oh, and the law would bar the Missouri Division of Labor Standards from making sure that employers of children provide safe working conditions.

Missouri is also considering a compact with Arizona and Tennessee that would oppose the adoption of federal Health Care Reform, in another nullification move.

Utah

The same month in which a U.S. Congressional Representative was shot in the head just to the south, the state of Utah voted on a state firearm. They picked a Browning M1911 semiautomatic pistol. How tasteful!

And with guns comes hating women. Did you know that miscarriages are like natural abortions? That is why it is now possible that a woman who has a miscarriage will face murder charges.

Georgia

Oh, and Utah was a lightweight – women who have a miscarriage in Georgia could get the death penalty.

The Georgia Tea Party would also like to enact a few other provisions, including: The “Energy Freedom of Choice Legislation”, which would prohibit cap-and-trade limits to greenhouse emissions; an Arizona-style anti-immigration law (papieren bitte!); tax cuts everywhere, including property taxes!

Arizona

Arizona is the home of crazy. They have already sold several state buildings, including the state Capitol, to private firms so that the state can rent from them at higher cost in perpetuity!

It is possible to carry concealed weapons to bars now. But don’t think of buying beer, cigarettes of any “niceties of life” if you are welfare – you will lose your funding. Oh, and a children’s health insurance program has been repealed for 38,000 kids. This means that billions of dollars in Medicare money may be withheld by the federal government. In other words, Arizona is keeping the government out of Arizonan Medicare – we’ll see how that goes amongst the geriatric population there.

There is now also a law that requires abortion doctors to report the names of women who undergo abortions.

And there is the anti-immigration law that allows anyone caught while brown to be arrested if they are not carrying their documentation at all times.

Minnesota

In Minnesota, the new Tea Party legislature is not happy with the Democratic Governor’s plan to raise taxes on the wealthy.

Michele Bachmann and other Republican Congressional delegation members are planning to defund the EPA

In attacks on women, Republicans have decided to ban abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy, regardless of wether the child will survive more than a few minutes anyway. The bill will be vetoed by the governor, but you can’t blame them for making a statement, can you?

Another Republican, Senator John Carlson of Bemidji, decided that he would introduce a bill that would repeal pay equity for women. Why is it that the Tea Party hates women so much? Here is what he said, from the Minnesota Independent:

“That bill’s been pulled and it won’t see the light of day,” Carlson said Saturday at an Education Minnesota event, the Bemidji Pioneer reports. “I would admit I didn’t do my homework very well.”

“So I author the bill, put it in the hopper, and the next thing I know, all hell breaks loose,” he said. “And I deserve it for being naïve. Quite honestly, I deserve that. I did it with good intentions.”

“Obviously, I’ve been married for 32 years, I have a daughter out in the workforce, and I have a granddaughter — I can’t believe anyone would think I would harm that relationship,” Carlson said.

I wonder just what those good intentions were that would have lowered wages for half of the human race for the simple fact they were not male.

Not to be outdone with misogyny, the Tea Baggers want to get the gays too! They plan to introduce an anti-gay marriage amendment.

Federal Government

With the 2012 elections coming up and the Republicans hoping that Obama will fail, they are planning a budget that is a poison pill for the current economic recovery.

Republicans also plan to send us back a century or two, by cutting scientific researh – especially climate change science and monitoring. The Corporation for Public Broadcasting and Planned Parenthood also take political hits from the government. Meanwhile, nearly a million jobs are on the line with draconian cuts aimed at breaking unions, eliminating programs for the poor. If that were not enough, the GOP plans dire cuts to education and infrastructure development.

The Republicans would also like to defund the EPA for their Koch brother masters. They have even replaced recyclable food containers in the Congressional dining room with non-recyclable styrofoam, provided by an affiliate of Koch Industries. Since they are also planning to slash funding to toxicology clinics, one blogger suggests that the GOP is simply trying to poison America. Considering their impact on the nation so far, it seems that it is safe to say “Mission Accomplished”.

George W. Bush - Mission Accomplished (Wikipedia)

100,000 people showed up to rally against the GOP in Madison Saturday (John Hart, State Journal, via Madison Capitol Times)

After a weekend of protests that spread through all 50 states, the numbers continue to rise as rallies continue. The protests in Ohio are growing quite large as well. More that 20,000 people rallied in Columbus on Monday, protesting more Koch-supported union-busting Tea Party legislation passing through the legislature there.

One hiccup did occur as Governor Walker refused to allow protesters into the State Capitol Monday, though he was hit with a restraining order by a Dane Country judget. In addition, police refused to enforce the Governor’s order to clear the building, arguing that they “are not the Palace Guard”. It is public relations like these that explain why more than one million Wisconsinites are willing to sign a petition for Scott Walker’s recall. That is about 1 in 4 voters in the state asking for his recall, and that is only after one week.

Walker’s political future may be doomed, but he plans to continue to do damage before he leaves. The Governor, who was ousted from Marquette University for cheating while still only garnering a 2.4 GPA, is gutting the Wisconsin state educational system with cuts of up to $900 million in aid to schools. Meanwhile, the damage continues to build. Restaurants are leaving the Wisconsin Restaurant Association for its support of the Walker Budget “Repair” Bill.

As the national assault on education continues, including the Detroit school districts packing up to 60 pupils per classroom and all of the Providence teachers being fired in one swoop, more and more evidence of criminality and conspiracy begin to arise.

The Media are doing their part to aid Governor Walker’s disinformation program. Fox “News” has once again been caught lying,
when it turns out that a reporter who claimed to be punched by a protester – well, was not punched by a protester. They have been shouted down by protesters to the tune of “Fox News Lies” (because it does), but there has been no violence directed toward them. Fox’s response to “Fox News Lies” has been to argue that the protesters have a lot of “vitriol toward the media” and that the protesters want to shut down communication. Watch the link to see the worst, most dishonest reporting ever. Good Grief.

But Fox News is not the only complicit new organization helping the Tea Party out. The New York Times has once again taken to burying the lead. Oh, sure the real news is right there – on page 23 – but you have to get past the misleading headlines first. Keith Olbermann, now of Fok News, has exposed a piece in which a “regular union guy” from Janesville, WI argued against the teachers’ right to collectively bargain. Well, it turns out that the New York Times failed to report that the “regular union guy” was not actually a member of a union, the plant he supposedly worked for has been closed for years, and they misspelled his name. Oops.

Word is slowly getting out that Minnesota, with a bigger biennial budget deficit than Wisconsin, is closing its gap by taxing the rich. Wisconsin should do the same, since the wealthy and corporations in Wisconsin actually pay lower taxes than their fair share. And if those other companies are like Koch Industries, they have gotten rich by demanding bailouts and robbing from the states anyway.

The cyber-activist group, Anonymous, is also getting involved. They have taken down the Americans for Prosperity website as their first attack on a Koch-run organization. They say:

“[i]t has come to our attention that the brother, David and Charles Koch- the billionaire owners of Koch Industries-have long attempted to usurp American Democracy. Their actions to undermine the legitimate political process in Wisconsin are the final straw. Starting today we fight back.”

The Supreme Council of the Armed Forces of Egypt mentioned Tuesday that work will soon begin on a new national constitution. Efforts continue to encourage protestors back to work. They are now arguing for labor rights and higher pay. After protests were put down by force in Iran, Iranian MPs call for the death penalty for opposition group leaders Mehdi Karroubi and Mirhossein Mousavi. This time, the US is strongly and quickly standing behind the protestors. On the other hand, the US reaction is not likely to be as eager in Yemen, where protests have continued into their fifth day. Protestors are not terribly happy about the US-back President, nor are they very happy about the American drone strikes against Yemeni nationals as part of the “War on Terror”. All of the strike activity continues to bring up the question “Where next?” While all eyes are on Pakistan, whose push for nuclear arms gives it one of the larger nuclear arsenals in the world, fears are rising that some nuclear weapons may be lost in this very unstable country. Oh, and one source of angst against the government in Pakistan is its cooperation with the US drone attacks that have led to a large number of civilian deaths. But Democracy is winning the day as protests continue in Baharain, despite the King’s gifting every family in the country with $3,000 to soothe the nerves. Sadly, America finds itself in the ironic situation where it is not the self-avowed bastion of democracy it once claimed itself to be. Perhaps this is a problem with marketing.

Few Americans know very much about the drone strikes in different countries, but it turns out they may not care. Many Americans, including a majority of Republican primary voters are preoccupied with whether Barack Obama is an American citizen. (He is.) Despite the falsity of the claim, House Speaker John Boehner and Majority Leader Eric Cantor do not believe it is their job to correct their constituents. This comes even as Republicans plan to attack the 14th Amendment which argues that anyone born on American soil is a US citizen. This seemingly innocuous guarantee prompted an outcry from Representative Louie Gohmert (R-Tx) last summer. On the other hand, they are not very helpful on the economy either. After the Republicans campaigned on jobs, jobs, jobs, John Boehner says that if the proposed draconian cuts to the federal budget cost jobs, “so be it.” The loss of more jobs, would of course limit future federal revenue, creating more budgetary problems in the future.

Despite several costly provisions, the House succeeded on its third attempt in one week to extend several provisions of the PATRIOT Act. 27 Republicans voted against it and 65 Democrats voted for the extension which includes “roving wiretap” court orders and allows authorities to seize “any tangible things” in a search. See how your Representative voted here.

In other portions of the US Government, Supreme Court Justices Scalia and Thomas are taking heat for failing to recuse themselves from apparent conflicts of interest revolving around their involvement with the Koch Brothers prior to the Citizens United ruling last year, in which the two justices argued slavishly in favor of corporate interests such as those of the ultra-libertarian Koch brothers. Clarence Thomas’ wife is also head of a Tea Party group. While many Tea Party groups are financed in part by the billionaire Koch brothers, Clarence Thomas has failed to report income from his wife’s political activities for more than a decade now, prompting the Supreme Court Justice to uncomfortably claim that he did not understand the corresponding tax law when the news became public. Oops.

The US government is asking Twitter to divulge information pertaining to the whereabouts and names of people associated with WikiLeaks in a move that bodes poorly for internet privacy rights. This and other issues related to first amendment rights may be reasons that Julian Assange has brought civil liberties advocate Alan Dershowitz onto his legal defense team.

The New York Stock Exchange is being purchased by the German Börse, all while Republicans across the nation continue to argue against Socialism. Not to worry, the two leading shareholders in the Börse run an American hedge fund. The NYSE is struggling to maintain profitability by leaving retail investments for derivatives trading.

In Space, the probe NExT (formerly Stardust) makes history as it flies past its second comet, Tempel 1. It was first launched toward Comet Wild 2 12 years ago and has very limited fuel remaining onboard.

Save NPR and PBS!

President Obama released his federal budget proposal Monday. The proposal includes an 11% increase for education, but also possessed a large number of cuts across the board – including caps on funding for the war in Afghanistan. The Republican response from the one they tout as their budget guru designee, Paul Ryan, was a bit too quick not to involve posturing. During the next few weeks, Congress with hash the details with the Administration, but some noted economists are up in arms over federal fiscal policy this recession. The EPA gets big cuts in either case, while the security state is alive and well. Though Obama does criticize the Republicans for not investing in infrastructure and education, school superintendents in the state of Texas are about to face the largest cuts to education since World War II. The Republican cuts are so targeted and so draconian that some wonder whether this is all part of a Republican ploy to ensure that Obama fails? On a side note, other nations such as France and Germany, who spent a good deal on investment in infrastructure to get out of the recession, left the recession in 2009. We will discuss the corresponding lack of stimulus and investment in the US in a piece coming out later this week.

There are new protests across the Middle East today, in a “day of rage” in Bahrain, the fourth day of protests in Yemen, and crowds were dispersed with tear gas and possibly hired thugs in Iran. In Egypt, rifts begin to form as the military asks workers and students now protesting for higher wages and the right to unionize to disperse while Hosni Mubarak now faces the challenge to pocket his cash and run before European banks are able to freeze his assets for repatriation to Egypt. What is a dictator to do? The Middle East is not alone as thousands of Italians, especially women, protest Premier Silvio Berlusconi after a sordid sex scandal, involving a 17-year-old girl.

NATO ships have seized a major pirate ship off the coast of Somalia, a libertarian paradise. And in Ecuador, a court rules that Chevron must pay the nation $8 billion in fines due to the massive environmental harm done by Texaco, a company now owned by Chevron.

The day after: How did you celebrate your Valentine’s Day?

Shortly after taking over, the Egyptian offers its assurances to the world and to its neighbors that it will ensure a transition to democracy and that it will uphold its peace treaty with Israel. Continuing protests across the region have rulers offering a variety of concessions in order to appease the masses, all while a new, more democratic pan-Arabism is beginning to take hold among the people who are looking at their own situations with less focus on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Iraq as a result. In Iran, a Facebook page organizing protests against the government already has over 48,000 friends as of early Sunday. Despite promises of a crackdown, this may result in the largest wave of protests in Iran since the “Green Wave” after the 2009 presidential election.

There are other consequences of the protests, however. The Italian island of Lampedusa has seen an influx of nearly 4,000 refugees, mostly from nearby Tunisia after 4 weeks of protests toppled the government there. And despite an early reaction by citizens and the military to prevent looting, the Egyptian Museum is missing 17 artifacts and jewelry stolen from the gift shop.

In the U.S., more news of austerity rears its head as President Obama proposes his third federal budget. The cuts are not expected to be as deep as the competing Republican proposal, though progressive groups are upset as the poor are likely to bear the brunt once again – even in Obama’s proposals – at a time they need it the most. In addition, education will become more expensive once again as Obama’s proposal cuts Pell Grants to the tune of $100 billion over 10 years (the equivalent of a cut of $10,000 for 1 million students during that time). These cuts are likely to impact poor and middle class students the most, considering the historical rate of increase in college tuition. Meanwhile, House Speaker Boehner urges Obama to agree to immediate budget cuts in a show of posturing immediately before the already-planned release of the White House budget proposal. Yet the Republican proposal has virtually no cuts to defense or corporate subsidies, such as $4 billion in subsidies to petrochemical companies who have done quite well recently.

The Tea Party has ushered a new era of austerity in state budgets as well. Newly elected Governor Walker of Wisconsin, fresh from eliminating the clear and present danger of business associated with high-speed rail traffic through his state between Chicago and Minneapolis-St. Paul, has ordered a sudden 17% pay cut to state workers and plans to strip collective-bargaining rights from state employee unions. In a move that smells of political payback, Governor Walker has suggested that he will respond to the likely worker strikes by mobilizing the Wisconsin National Guard in a move similar to that we have seen on TV in Egypt during the early days of the protests.

With the upcoming release of incriminating documents by WikiLeaks, Bank of America has apparently hired a computer security group to look for ways to destroy WikiLeaks. Unfortunately for Bank of America, some of those discussions – have been leaked. A number of the proposed techniques are illegal. After Friday’s final day of extradition hearings, for WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, a British magistrate may deliberate the evidence for several weeks, though Assange remains on bail for the time being.

Days after a labor-led movement ousted President Hosni Mubarak, the Egyptian military dissolves parliament. The ruling Al’Hizb Al Watani Al Democrati (National Democratic Party) held 81% of the seats in the People’s Assembly and 84 of 88 seats in the upper chamber, the Shura Council. The Supreme Council of the Armed Forces will rule, arguing that it can issue new law until it sets up new elections, which will presumably be held in 6 months.

In response to successful protests in Egypt and Tunisa, the Palestinian Authority has hastily called for new elections to be held by September. Meanwhile, protests in Jordan have led to King Abdullah to swear in a new cabinet. Yemenis continue to demonstrate against the American-backed government. And protests have been held this weekend in Algeria and Syria, with more protests scheduled for Monday in Bahrain and Iran and on Thursday in Libya. Even Saudi Arabia has experienced protests as Muslims do peacefully what the Neo-Conservative Project for a New American Century once argued would take numerous American preemptive wars and countless lives.

In the US, President Obama is preparing a new federal budget that will come out Monday. According to the New York Times, the budget contains deep spending cuts totaling as much as $1.1 trillion for the next decade. We will offer a breakdown as well as comparisons with the draconian cuts in the House Appropriations Committee proposal later this week.

The meeting of the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) winds down with a number of notable moments, including Representative Peter King’s (R-IA) call to kill the government if President Obama will not repeal his health care reforms. How to do it? By not extending the federal debt ceiling this spring. Most economists, as well as Timothy Geitner and Ben Bernanke argue that failure to raise the federal debt ceiling would be catastrophic, likely resulting in a default on over $14.3 trillion in debt and causing markets to crash around the world.

Other moments at CPAC include former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld receiving the “Defending the Constitution Award” all while hearing simultaneous cheers and shouts of “War Criminal” (also going to Dick Cheney) for his work to endorse torture by the US military. Last year’s winner, Rush Limbaugh made numerous mistakes about the Constitution he defended during his conference-closing award acceptance speech.